Blissfully Naive.

Sep 04
Sep 03
Sep 21

Why is that T-rex eating that Jew?

Glee. What is there to say about episode one of season three? It was a surprisingly good episode. That pains me to say and gives me an awful taste in my mouth but it really was a good episode.
Don’t get me wrong! I love Glee as much as the next fat thespian but last season was a beating to me. They completely strayed from original glee and I guess I just wasn’t ready for the change. However, the first episode for season three… awesome! I love that Sue is back on her bitchassness and that Kurt isn’t crying about being a homosexual. Hopefully this season will stay on the original path but I’m not going to get my hopes up.
I don’t think I like Blaine as a normal guy but I’m sure it will rub off on me.
Mercedez found somebody to love… and he’s a fat black man? WHAT!?
I love that Becky is able to bring so much to the show in the little amount of time that she has. “Toast. Bread is already baked. Why do we have to cook it again??” Thank you Becky! I ask myself the same question everyday.
Santana is still my bitch but she needs more screen time along with Britany.
I’m not sure how I feel about Quinn’s new look and personality but I’m sure she’ll be back to her normal boring self within the next three episodes.
Mr. Schu… I love that you’re little actor wakes up before you. Dump Emma and get with me.
Coach Beiste. I love you.
Tina and Mike Chang… hang in there.
Finnachel. I really hope you guys last. You are perfect together.

-Till Next Time
Jaliza (Jalisa)

Sep 20

Winning?

People need to hop off Charlie Sheen’s dick. For real! He’s doing all this stupid shit for attention and we’re spoon feeding it to him. Let’s stop talking about him and see what happens. I’ll tell you right now he’ll respond in one of two ways;
He’ll commit suicide just like all the other tragic fame victims (r.i.p. Amy Winehoues and Anna Nicole)
orrrrr
He’ll get his shit together and realize people aren’t entertained anymore. Unfortunately my money is on option one. He’s got some major issues and I doubt he has any intentions on fixing himself.
Honestly I couldn’t care less about people that do stupid shit for attention but when my family comes into the picture I’m going to have an opinion. My 8 year old brother comes up to me almost daily to tell me he’s “winning”. Lil nigga you can’t even read. How the fuck are you WINNING? These actors and actresses are role models whether they like it or not. I’m not amused.

-Till Next Time
Jalisa

Sep 18
collegehumor:

Gnome Shoots at Friends
You don’t gnome, man!

collegehumor:

Gnome Shoots at Friends

You don’t gnome, man!

Sep 18

Certified Gangsta

Today was a good day. I didn’t wish death upon anybody… which is weird for me.

My job is forcing me to get CPR and First Aid certified. That wouldn’t be a problem if I didn’t have plans for this weekend. I don’t get to enjoy life often but when I do NOTHING can get in my way. Here’s my thought process:
I tell them I can’t come and that my mom (being a nurse and all) can get me certified before the end of next week. Sounds legit right? I mean technically they can’t punish me for something I’m not scheduled to do. Right? Here’s what’s freaking me out. The bitch that’s doing the class is the actual owner of the daycare so if I don’t show up she’s going to have a negative opinion of me. I really don’t give a fuck but I’d like to keep this job for a while. I really do ADORE it which is weird for me. Normally I maintain a job to keep my mom’s mouth shut but I go to work now because I want to! Wheird, I know! So in a nutshell I don’t think they should be mad at me but all the shitty things I’ve heard about the owner are terrifying. Maybe I’m stressing over nothing. That’s normally what happens.

For those of you that are in the same boat as my fat ass I’ve got some awesome sites that you can actually get certified online. Like drivers ed but more interesting!

http://cprandfirstaid.net/?p=pages&id=0

http://www.firstaidweb.com/

Both offer the complete courses in need to get CPR and First Aid certified but you’ll have to pay in order to get an official certificate.

-Till Next Time
Jalisa

Sep 17
Nobody looks as awful as their drivers license; Nobody looks as good as their default picture. (Life’s a bitch and then you die)
So this is definitely my first official blog post and can I just say I am terrified. I’m the kind of person that couldn’t care less about other people and their emotions but…. I think I’m starting to warm up to the whole idea. Shout out to my bff Shakeil for bringing up the idea. I don’t expect anyone to read this but if you are that is awesome! I promise I’m not as boring as it looks. I guess I should start off by stating the basic facts of my awful life! My name is Jalisa but I hate the way people pronounce it so I go by Jazz. Call me whichever I don’t give a fuck anymore.I live in Schertz Texas. Yes, it’s a real place! Although, I wish it was my wonderland.I’m a big bitch and proud of it! #BigGirlsStandUpI’m single as of… shit… I don’t even know (Stay tuned for details aka me bitching)I eat, sleep, and breath theatre. I will be a director when I finish school.I’m totally a faghag and I’m totally ok with that!I hate all men.
I guess that’s me in a nutshell? I don’t even know anymore… lol WaitCan you say “lol” in a blog? Eh fuck it! As long as I’m having a good time :)
-Till next timeJazz

Nobody looks as awful as their drivers license; Nobody looks as good as their default picture. (Life’s a bitch and then you die)

So this is definitely my first official blog post and can I just say I am terrified. I’m the kind of person that couldn’t care less about other people and their emotions but…. I think I’m starting to warm up to the whole idea. Shout out to my bff Shakeil for bringing up the idea. I don’t expect anyone to read this but if you are that is awesome! I promise I’m not as boring as it looks. I guess I should start off by stating the basic facts of my awful life!
My name is Jalisa but I hate the way people pronounce it so I go by Jazz. Call me whichever I don’t give a fuck anymore.
I live in Schertz Texas. Yes, it’s a real place! Although, I wish it was my wonderland.
I’m a big bitch and proud of it! #BigGirlsStandUp
I’m single as of… shit… I don’t even know (Stay tuned for details aka me bitching)
I eat, sleep, and breath theatre. I will be a director when I finish school.
I’m totally a faghag and I’m totally ok with that!
I hate all men.

I guess that’s me in a nutshell? I don’t even know anymore… lol
Wait
Can you say “lol” in a blog? Eh fuck it! As long as I’m having a good time :)

-Till next time
Jazz